03/14/2010 (6:28 pm)
What is it like to be a scientist?
There was a Business man, a fireman, and a physicist in a bar. The Business man asked the other two whether they would like to have a mistress or a wife.
The fire man quickly said, "I would rather have a wife. After a long night of risking my life, I want to know there is someone there when I get home."
The Business man replied, "Well, I would rather have the mistress. I hate being tied down."
The Physicist said, "I would rather have both. That way, the wife would think I was with the mistress, the mistress would think I was with the wife, and I could go back to the lab and do physics!"
Science grants are just wellfare for geeks to keep them from needing day jobs to support their hobbies.
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